FO FI FRI!!!!

Sometimes when I write things my handwriting coming out of my hand looks exactly like anyone else’s but mine. Seriously. My handwriting changes every 4-6 minutes. I’m just practicing for in case I need to write a ransom/fake-suicide-becuase-its-actually-a-murder note someday. Due to regular bouts of poor planning, its not likely I’ll have the time to cut a bunch of letters out of a magazine like all the real criminals do.

SO, if you are going to read my blog (Which maybe you will, maybe you won’t. Surprise me.), I suppose you should know a thing or two about me.

1. I am a 24 year-old student, studing both law and social work. Why? Because I’m working towards a life-long goal of never having a real job, OBVIOUSLY.

2. Most people think I’m a bitch when they first meet me. It’s because I am. Some people grow to love it. Most don’t. That’s ok, I don’t like most people anyway.

3. I live in San Diego, but am from Pennsylvania. (Yes, I’m aware that one of these is a city, while the other is a state. But if I told you where i was from in Pennsylvania, you would never have heard of it - unless you a. grew up there as well or b. are an avid hunter/fisherman of the north-central PA wilds). I moved to San Diego two years ago, much to my parent’s horror (What else is new? Everything I’ve done since I turned 4 months old has terrified them.)

4. I don’t think I ever want to be a lawyer. So why law school? I plead the Fifth. I don’t think I ever want to be a social worker. So why a Master’s in Social Work program? I got sick of going to law school and decided to mix it up a bit. TRUTH. (So what do I want to be? Happy. That’s all I’ve figured out so far.)

5. I have two wiggly waggly dogs who have in excess of 800 nicknames each, as well as an incredible boyfriend who puts up with me on a daily basis and even actually likes LOVES me (Can you believe that!? No one I know can!)

Ok, that will do for now. I don’t want to get you too hot and bothered in the first post about just how fascinating I am. Consider this just a bit of foreplay. You’re welcome.

WELCOME to my tumblr…Well, more pf a re-welcoming, since I had a tumblr before this one, except for I posted it nowhere and no one (to my knowledge) ever read it. Why would they?

Anyway, I guess I was right the first time. So…WELCOME, BITCHES.

PS I hate overtype.